Hi, I’m Melau Murder Mittens! I’m a cat!

Right now I live in San Francisco, CA with my brother Kuzya, along with his humans Jason and Anya.

My friends call me MM for short…I am that I aMM, but that’s not all I aMM! I’m also a cat trying to make it in the busy city of Ubud, so can you help me out? Please visit the buffet of offerings we have here! Ten percent of profits are donated to the ASPCA, the rest go to my food, shelter, and toys!

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This site is designed and cared for by my humans since I don’t have thumbs. So please check out the rare items we have for purchase in Burnt Offerings. Get your Mittens on them before they are all gone!

SPECIAL!!! We have a limited edition MMM Mug available right now, and only 100 will be crafted, so I recommend a quick purchase before they all get snapped up. It’s for a good cause: my foods, shelter, and the ASPCA!

You alway think you have more time...to kill rats!

~ Melau Murder Mittens

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